We often do not know what the thieves tell their children about their occupation for livelihood.
A child told his friend. "you know, my dad has got a new car."
"Very Good, you dad must be excited."
Yes very excited, He spent two days changing color and number plates of the car.
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Sonu: Mom, I've got a second prize in the race.
Mother how many children participated?
sonu: Two!
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*other interesting jokes will be publish soon
